Sylveone46 said:
[RP; INTRO]
Well. This is. Bad.
Dan D. Daniels (the Ten Thousand Twenty First) gives his new pair of wings an experimental flap, before focusing on the battlefield once again.
Yes. This. How does one go about dealing with this. Clearly, he must do what
The Company needs.And that, simply, is to make everyone's day just that much worse.
[ACTION]
Dan reaches into his coat and takes out a briefcase labeled 'Emergency Office Building' and unlocks it, and tosses the case into the middle of the room.
As he wraps his wings around himself protectively, the briefcase springs open, and it's contents spill out. A skyscraper bursts out of the case, easily big enough to fill the room ten times over. Considering that, it's no surprise when it slams into the ceiling and explodes into a spectacular shower of concrete, glass, and steel, raining down upon all the entities in the room like a hailstorm.
[FREE ACTION: COUNTER]
Oh that's his own attack being used against him.
Thankfully, his wings are still being used as a shield, and their flames flare up in response to the imminent danger, the hellish fire becoming hot enough to melt straight through the half of the building that attempts to collide with him. A 'wall' of molten steel and concrete sits before him, decorated with burning carpet and melted plastic. This of course lets the building mostly pass by him, leaving him unharmed albeit coated in ashes.
Dan sighs, the flame of his wings waning slightly as the danger passes. His wings spread, shaking off traces of molten material, and he dusts the ash off his suit. He adjusts his tie as he returns to presentability.
[CHARGE]
He's going to need to make some phone calls, get some allies...
Break
The Union while he still has a chance.[UNION BUSTER: 24/30]
You launch an office building at the general public! You are also able to counter fully the small amount of recoil redirected at you! Some of your attack is redirected at the Messenger of Envy! The remainder of your attack sends deadly shrapnel at various entities, killing three Armor Blocks and the Time-Frozen Cake! Part of the attack heads toward Sans, but he dodges!
Banana_The_Second said:
[CHARGE]:
[5/15]:Ink Sans leads the charge, swiftly demolishing the Messenger of Wrath with La Jupo.
The normal Sans, meanwhile, decides to hit up the Messenger of Envy.[RPNULL]
Pol looks around, familiar with this scene, as they brandish their sword, preparing.
"...PEOPLE."
"WE HAVE A BOAT LOAD OF ENTITIES."
"USE THEM WISELY, FOCUS ON THE MESSENGERS, AND TRY NOT TO GET IN EACH OTHERS' WAY."
"IF SOMEONE CAN STALL THE MESSENGERS, THAT WOULD BE GREAT."
Edit:
"LOOK AFTER YOURSELVES AS WELL."
"DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME RESPAWNING, AFTER ALL..."Kirby, meanwhile, is thinking, looking over one of the bookshelves that was totally following Pol and Kirby around this whole time.
[Action]:
Pol looks over at Dan...immediately sensing something off.
<..!?>
<This...that's...!>
<...wait.>Pol notes the fact that Dan is now wrapping themselves protectively in their wings, first of all. Notably, leaving the case just there, zero counter measures in place.
"..."
<They're not even going to try to...?>
<...no matter.>Pol zips up to the suitcase moments before it bursts open, reading its label as Pol throws out a time warp zone to give them time to figure out what to do.
<...an office building.>
Pol then, with a pair of magical gauntlets they summoned (to account for any booby traps on the case) tilts it up and over at the Messenger of Envy, assisted with some telekinetic force, aiming the case at the Messenger like one would a gun: with the opening facing it.
<If this power is like the one I saw, face to face with...>
<...>
<Going to have to...>Treating this like a telescope, Pol sets to work, setting the case up on a vibranium tripod to account for the recoil of the case presumably about to vomit out an entire building.
Or maybe Pol knew that after looking forward in time for a hot second.Pol then glances at Dan, wondering.
...They then get an idea, clanging their sword on the ground.
Now, unbeknownst to Dan, they are now behind the case they threw out, having been teleported there, and is now about to take the full force of their own attack's recoil...hopefully to ensure that the building spat out actually lands true and hits the Messenger of Envy first. Whether it shatters and splays out debris everywhere doesn't matter as such since, fortunately, a lot of the entities around are...preetty darn healthy at the moment, and the building wasn't even targeted at anything in particular in the first place. Until Pol messed with it, of course.Kirby meanwhile is currently busy eating up a book.
...
You read that right.Meanwhile, a certain..voice may begin to speak inside Dan's head.
<<Hmm...>>
<<What are you up to...?>>(Edited to make the building target a Messenger that isn't currently dead, I assume. Along with edits for the action to add detail, buut...no more edits are due now)
You redirect the attack of Dan D. Daniels - partially, the force of it being larger than you expect! The Messenger of Envy takes 10,000 damage! E, E, and G are added to your TYPOGRAPHY!
FastoDash said:
[Action]
"...Well, this guy definitely looks dangerous. Better be very careful and strategic dealing with him... Eh, that sounds boring." Fasto scans the battlefield, looking for a target... "Perfect." He pulls a card out of his cloak, and the air crackles around it. He channels the power of red mana, of anger, fire, and destruction into it... Suddenly, it disappears in a flash, and a sky-cracking, ear-shattering Lightning Bolt arcs down out of the sky, directly towards the Messenger of Pride!
[Charge]
Shuffling the deck... (1/5)
A +1 to JOEbobobob with a spell that brings Inspiration, infused with the power of charge.
Welcome to the game!
You drop a Lightning Bolt on the Messenger of Pride! 12,000 damage!
Krill13 said:
[RP]
I look at Dan D. Daniels' newfound Destiny with a stifled laugh that reeks of smugness.
"Bro only got a Baptism when I got offered Ascendance lmao."
"..."
"no I'm not regretting my choice stop looking at me like that"
[CHARGE]
"+2 from having an internal debate considering whether I should do a second anecdote per turn for the second charge or if I should just jam the two charges into one anecdote. Two anecdotes per turn was winning but one anecdote suddenly pulled a gun on two anecdotes" but reprised.
[2/10]
The canonicity of my turn before coming back is so vague I'm just gonna hold off on giving a +1 this turn considering said vague turn's +1 was taken.[ACTIONS] The enigmatic ambience of the End influences this action...
Alright.
That's it.
I'm summoning you.
COME HERE
[ENTITIES]
THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE, EXCITED BY THE CLIMACTIC FEELING IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW, FLUTTER ON OVER TO THE MESSENGER OF PRIDE. HOW COULD ONE CALL THEMSELVES A MESSENGER OF PRIDE IF NOTHING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE SPEAKS THAT? THAT IS WHY THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE TAKE IT UPON THEMSELVES TO FASHION SAID MESSENGER SOME MOTHLY DRIP THAT THEY MAY TAKE PRIDE IN. SAID MOTHLY DRIP IS OF COURSE MADE OF MOTHS, AND SAID MOTHS STILL NIBBLE AT THEIR WEARER.
Whatever poor soul I just grabbed with my action does their thing and probably try to survive in this hostile environment lmao
You attempt to summon me! You hear a low note, and are suddenly flung across the room! As you come to your senses, you realize you are holding a blindingly white lab coat...
CRIT! The Quest Master's Lab Coat summoned!
Crimtane Shovel said:
[Charge Gifting]
Oh hey Robot was right here's a Cube Of Cash with a +1 clipping out of it because i didnt adjust either model! (Robot # 207)[Main Action]
Now, © looks... a bit frazzled, right now. For you see, he actually has a crippling fear of death, which up until now he hasn't had to deal with.But before he can actually, yknow, process current events, © grabs him and starts spinning him like Play-Doh, forming a ring amidst his cries of breaching privacy. The ring hums with a tune of technology long lost to this world...
...
What lay beyond was... well, nothing. Sure, the forest was impressive on account of its size, but beyond that, the jungle offered nothing especially new or fascinating.
...Or did it? For at the very heart of this jungle, and the epicenter of its growth, lies the tangled mess of a lab.
Inside is, understandably, a mess. Clearly, centuries of time were not kind. While the wood flourished, steel rotted. Computers overgrown with foliage, broken windows now holding flowers, and remnants of advanced machinery little more than interesting places for the green to spread.
And going deeper still, down a hidden door with the largest tree growing atop... is a ©. A shade of dark evergreen, one appendage placed upon the floor, a look of compassion across its face as words dead to meaning are spoken on loop. It remembers, of course. What was it used to try and make. What they did. If it wanted, it can still recall the cold. The heat. The tugging if steel. If it
really tried, it could remember feeling the others being broken off, and feeling them fade. But it doesn't. What happened in the past is the soil where it's beloved plants grow; reminiscing on what might have been merely slows its work. It was made to do this, after all. Maybe the folks who ripped it out from its home wanted to use thus in a different way... but they wanted this regardless.And, left to its own devices, this world would be crushed by the War. Fortunately, a certain someone has other plans.
"...I know you are watching."
"...?"
"...I feel everything here. Its my home."
"Well that makes my job a lot easier. Look, you need to-"
"...I've heard that too much. Leave."
"But I-"
"...Leave. Now."
"I cant. Not without you."
"...And why is that?"
"I need you."
"...I'm listening."
"I don't know what you know, but if you dont come with me, theres good odds this whole planet goes up in flames. A man named Aspera is currently waging war across... well, everywhere, and eventually he'd reach here. Thats why I need you. To help stop him, before he causes any more harm."
"...Before he kills any more of us."
His words are somber. Mourning. The © looks to address its speaker... and sees itself. In more ways than one.Quietly, it lifts the appendage off the ground for the first time in centuries. Plant matter still clings to it. It extends a hand to its visitor...
...And is gone.
And Lifebringer © arrives as quietly as it moves.
[Entity Commands]
I'm gonna be nudging Revealed © up to the top here so he can mark Oryx.In order of lowest attack to highest, Da Boys™ are gonna move from any Messengers alive to Oryx himself.
Except Lifebringer though. They uhhhhhhhhhh... don't do violence. Instead, they'll prepare to heal whoever needs it the most.
The Royal Flame Wroughtnaut moves to shield as much of the [©] crew as possible. Preferably without dying.
...[19/??]
Lifebringer © summoned! The TRAVELER'S TREE grows!
Dinfinity said:
[Rp and charge]
Plus 1 charge to Dan d daniels
Looking at the mad god, wafer goes.welp, i 'll need to prepare
Action:
Under the gelatinous cube, star sign of patience , wafer uses starstuff around him to make spears of the night sky to attack the messenger of envy.
You launch an attack at the Messenger of Envy! It will land next turn!
JOEbobobob said:
UNFORTUNATELY, THIS MASTER THIEF IS FAR TOO BUSY TO BE TRAPPED IN THE ORYX ROOM, BY WHICH I SUPPOSE I MEAN THAT CAKE GUY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE'S STAYING BEHIND AND THEREFORE CANNOT DECIDE TO GO ON AHEAD IF IT BECOMES FUTILE (CAKE GUY'S CAKE IS SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND BUT NOBODY TOLD HIM.). HMMMMM... FEALINGS LIKE SOMETIGN IMPORTANT IS APENING. BUT MUST WIAT HER! MORE CAKES THAT WAY, SAMRT PERSON DID THE SAYING!! HM, WAT TO DI IN MEANTIME... THEFT! OF COURSELY! COULD STEAL ATTACKING POWERS FROM LAZY WHO STAY BEHIND (AM NOT LAZY STAYING BECYUAHIND, WAS TOLD IS GOIDN IDEA), BUT THAT NOT CALES. BETER PLAN. WALK BACK THROUGH UPDERUNDEON TO PLACE THAT WAS CAKE-SERVING WEATHER FOR A HWILE, AND THEN STEAL THE CAKES FROM THERE! YES ASPLER.A DID DESTOYRING THE WEATHER, BUT SINC THE UBERDUNGEON SECTION WAS IMPLICITLY A BUNCH OF WALKING AROUND 2, THE WEATHER MUSTV' BEN WALKING AROUND AND THAT MEANS ITLEFT CAKES BEHIND IN ALL THE PLACES WE WALKED AROUND IN BEFORE IT WAS WIPED! AM GO AND STEAL ALL OF THOSE CAKES FROM UHHH AM ASUMING THEIR DEFACTO OWENR IS EITHER RATS OR ASPERA, SO FROM THOSE. THIS IS A LOT OF CAKES BECUYASE THERE WERE A OT OF ENTITIES THAT COULDA GOTTEN CAKES AND IDDN'T BECAUSE FUL HP FOR LIKE 4 ROUDNS.. HM TOGHT IT WAS LOGNER. ANYWUEY. STIL LIKE UP TO 52 CAKES EACH BET,WEN 0 AND 5KHP. THA'TS A LOT OF CAKES! ADN TO TIGNK THEY WERE LEFT 2 RATS. NOPE!!
(TL;DR: CAKE GUY SCAVENGES THE CAKES LEFT BEHIND BY PIZZASMCPIZZAS' STINT AT CAKE SERVING. THIS IS THEFT. SURE TO COME IN HANDY LATER! LIKE FOR HEALING PEOPLE.)
[ENTITIES: EVEN IF ALL THE OTHER ENTITIES WENT AHEAD (I'D KINDA PREFER NOT BUT WHATEVER) THE JOHN PHOENIX CREWMATE STAYS BEHIND IN THE UBERDUNGEON-NOT-TRIAL FOR NOW. HE HAS A PART TO PLAY IN AN UPCOMING THEFT! WELL, SEVERAL UPCOMING THEFTS BUT ALSO ESPECIALLY THE ONE NEXT ROUND.
THE CREWMATES HELP CAKE GUY'S CAKE MAKE A FRACTAL FIRE CAKE, WHICH IS A LIVING CAKE (IF THE OTHERS AREN'T?) WHICH ASSIMILATES 'ON FIRE' STATUS IT RECEIVES AS INCREASED STATS. STATS LIKE 'HAVING HP' AND 'INFLICTING ON FIRE' I GUESS, SINCE IT'S JUST MADE OF FIRE. AND MAYBE ATTACK. THIS HAPPENS REGARDLESS OF WHETHER SOME ENTITIES WENT AHEAD.
IF ALL THE OTHER ENTITIES WENT AHEAD, CAKE GUY'S CAKE SPREADS ON FIRE TO: INK SANS, SANS, KING KNIGHT, CREWMATE, CREWMATE 2, ALL 3 PIZZAS, THE CAKES IF THOSE COUNT AS ALIVE I FORGET, LA JUPO, AGHRYM, FIRE-RESISTANT PIZZA, THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE (THEY'LL LOVE IT), ROYAL FLAME WROUGHTNAUGHT IF IT'S ALIVE, SUIJIN, BLUE MEANIE, OCTOPUS KING, RED, CHUCK, THE BLUES, AND THE FOUR C'S, WITH 1 TAG EACH. IF THE SANSES AND LA JUPO DODGE, EACH GETS UP TO 3 MORE ATTEMPTS RESPECTIVELY. ALSO THE ONES WHICH ARE ALREADY ON FIRE GET ON FIRED FIRST, FOR MORE SPREADING. ALSO SPREAD FIRE TO THE ORYX PORTAL THINGS, AND IF ANY OF ORYX'S ENTITIES ARE 'DEAD', TO THOSE.
IF THE ENTITIES DIDN'T GO AHEAD, ON FIRE IS SPREAD TO JUST ALL MY ENTITIES.
IF FIRE PIZZA WENT ON AHEAD IT BUFFS THE PROP PLANE. OR EVERYONE AG, IF IT FUNCTIONS AS ORIGINALLY INTENDED.
IF GOING AHEAD, UNDERCOOKED IS THE FIRST BODYGUARD AND TIMEFROZEN IS SECOND AND THEN VARIABLE ENTITY, FOR NOW.]
15/15 RANDOMIZECHARGECONTENTBYCHARACTER.BAT. +1 FROM FASTODASH
<![if !ie]> "PowerCapacitor.Module is at triggerpoint. Activating RandomizeChargeContentByCharacter.bat..."
"CurrentCharacter==CAKEGUYAdrianCelstus. Allocating Power..." <![endif]>
OOO! WAS KIDN OF TINKGING THIS WAS NEVER GOIGNG TO HAPEN! ALRIGHTYYY! VARIABL ENITYTJ, IS GOOD TARGET (NEW CREWMATES TOO LOW-HEALTHY 4 THIS. Y THEY LOW YEAHLTY?), AND GET THE IS NEW UPGRADEE! UPGRADE IS ONLY FOR CAKE FORM! NOT OTHER FORM! NOW, CAKE FORM IS ALSO SUMMON A BIACAR EVERY TIM! BIACER IS ENTITY THAT CAN SUMMON CAKES (BUT WITH ONLY HP SO IS LIK SHIELDMAKING, ANY ELSE IZ NED OTHER HELPEE.RS.)! HLAF OF POWER IS HELTH HALF IS MAKE CAKE-WITH-JUST-HEALTH/ADD-HEALTH-TO-CAKE/-WEATHEVER!
MECHANICAL OPTIMISATION: ON A MECHANICAL LEVEL, EACH BIACAR(AFTER THE FIRST, IF ONE IS SUMMONED THIS ROUND) IS SUMMONED IN THE 'ORDER' OF '1 HP, 7499 INTO CAKEMAKING', THEN '3751 INTO CAKEMAKING, 3749 HP', THEN ON THE FINAL(CAKE) ROUND '7500 HP', AND SIMPLY BODYGUARDED BY THE VARIABLE ENTITY UNTIL FULLY SUMMONED; SO EACH BIACAR(AFTER THE FIRST, IF APPLICABLE) ARRIVES(/STOPS BEING BODYGUARDED) WITH ... 1874 EXTRA HP OF CAKE IF CAKEMAKING OF THIS KIND COUNTS AS 'ENTITY SUMMONING', OR UP TO 4687 IF IT SCALES LIKE ATTACK/HEALING.
FLAVOR NOTE: BIACAR IS A MISSPELLING OF 'BAKER'. THEY'RE BAKERS.+1 TO KRILL (1 MORE TO KRILL & 1 TO FASTODASH PLANNED)
You... don't go through the door! Okay. Sure. Your entities likewise stay behind!
You scrounge up Enough Cake To Make A Few Hundred Cake Pops!
...Okay, with the number of sheer entities this final chapter is going to have, I'm going to veto this. Your BIACARS will have a simpler blueprint instead.
RazorTyphoon said:
Ian: Of all the times to not be in a cave or to have heart shaped crystals...
Tsk tsk, luckily Debug isn't in danger thanks to the sheer number of entities on the battlefield, but surprisingly, the main concern at hand is the
elemental steampunker terrarian himself, Ian.[Action]
Ian: Listen, my world is kinda chaotic when it comes to the pain you deal with, you can walk off a ball of energy from a sorcerer but not a pile of rock, also armor made from the wood of a wood monster protects you more than armor forged from metals found in hell itself.
Mist surrounds the area.
Ian: So listen up, there's gonna be a bunch of stuff that happens and uhh, let's just hope it gives this Oryx guy a disadvantage.
The mist gets thicker and thicker before disappearing. To most people, the area around you would look like it came from a 16 bit video game or something.
Pylog: HAHA YES, I AM BACK!
Standing before you is the Chaotic Fog Dweller, Pylog, with wax chains attached to his body...
And unfortunately for everyone, a side effect of this world change is being able to hear the personalities bicker. (This will be the only time I pull a ingame screenshot).
Pylog: BUT FIRST, Ian why did you do this?
Ian: It wasn't me, Ignition did it.
Scoire: Isn't Ignition dea---
Glaciell: Yeah, I think Ignition gave you the chains.
Ian: He also damaged your mask.
Pylog: WHAT.
Without hesitation, Pylog immediately slips on the "X mask" which also happens to be cracked.
Pylog: ...moving on...
Ian: Also, thanks for lending your power to turn the area into good ol Terraria, most of it hopefully.
Pylog: You know my power Ian, it may not be entirely accurate.
TL
[Charge]
[16/50]
Glaciell: Why is it called a charge if we don't feel any energy being saved?
Ian: Some stuff is just invisible sometimes.
[RPGM] (For those unknown what this means, check the original thread from the Terraria Community Forums, because I noticed this wasn't translated over.)
Pylog: Let's see, let's see...Weird god with army who's actually being smart by trying to kill US and seems to be mad and chaotic.
Pylog is very intrigued.
Pylog: Also it seems like this Oryx guy knows me, them, us.
Ian: Did he own the vampire of the manor?
Pylog: I ask the questions, not you. So tell me Oryx, how do you know me, could I request a truce with you, could we rule the universes together, could we dominate everyth---
The chains on Pylog tighten, causing him to stop speaking.
Ian: You aren't planning any chaotic mess, Pylog.
Glaciell: Why did the youngest of us have to be the chaotic and possibly evil one, HE ALMOST MADE ME BE LIKE PHAZTRIC!
Scoire: If the chains snap off, I blame you Ian.
...
Pylog: Could we figure out a way to erase these 3 minds?
Ian, Glaciell and Scoire: NO!
The chains' grip tightly again.
R - Pylog got forced into turning the area into Terraria, leading to side effects of the world (one notable side effect being a mana system on some characters) which may hopefully hinder Oryx.You cause the local areal to follow Terraria Rules, weakening Oryx's attack this turn! You gain Fog!
Robot # 207 said:
The Unit Upgrades that were planned in the Intermission take effect
[Completing the Artillery 2/2]
Regeneration 2,500 to the artillery, finishing it
[Factory Reinforcement 3/3]
+15,000 HP to 20,000 HP, this increases the Factory's size, turning it into the Small Block Factory[Factory Production Expansion 1/1]
The Mech Grabs the Spike Blocks and disassembles them, using them for materials to upgrade the Small Block Factory, now the small block factory will produce Turret Blocks every turn in addition to the Armor Blocks, The Turret Blocks have at minimum HP: 500/500, Attack 125 if there's any additional stats they go into more attack.[Factory Repair system 0/4] +1 from Crimtane Shovel
+1 to Someone that +1's me (it's probably going to be Crimtane, it was Crimtane)The Mech Switches out the Kabula Cannon for something else, Picking up the Abandoned Bandana and putting on the Cab Block of the Heavy Artillery
The Mech knows its blocks are now Vulnerable, Perfect, Its long disused block repair systems might finally see some use.
After acknowledging that The Mech aims its arm at a living Messenger, marking the target on its HUD, and thus all of its other units take aim as well, The Artillery Fires first, the explosive shell throwing this messenger into the air, allowing the prop plane to shoot them down, making them land in front of the medium tank, it then runs them over and blows them up.
The Mech then Boosts over and fires multiple Machine gun rounds point blank into the Messenger, before grabbing them off the ground and flying straight into a wall, where The Mech slices them up with its Laser Blade, before cutting the wall and pulling it out, letting that part of the wall crush the messenger Flat.
Unit Bodyguarding is Armor Blocks -> Turret Blocks -> Medium Tank -> Block Factory
[Buggy 0/6]
Abandoned Bandana: Equipped on the Heavy Artillery
You switch Spoils of War! Heavy Artillery completed! Block Factory upgraded! You equip the Abandoned Bandanna on the Heavy Artillery!
You fire a salvo at the Messenger of Pride, killing it!
Messenger of Pride: You will not keep down my barrier for long!
DragonAegis said:
[Rock-and-syringe 3/6] +1 to Crimtane Shovel
Tom Sawyer gestures menacingly with their Shotgun.
They then pick up a speck of dust on the floor.
It is thrown at the Messenger of Pride.The Messenger of Pride is horrified at their regal robe being blemished with unsanitary dirt.
The unsanitary dirt is swept off. A moment later, two specks of dust appear on the Messenger of Pride's robe.A few seconds later, the Messenger of Pride is suffocating in a pile of dirt.
Metalgamation attacks the Messenger of Pride!
The S-Support Slicer attacks the Messenger of Pride!
A Delaying Cake spawns (the ability to delay specials! or special-like things!)If the Messenger of Pride is already dead, target an alive one.
You drown the Messenger of Envy in dirt, dealing 11,000 damage!
tzaoray said:
"Wow this would make a cool WWE match, but theres no referee to count to 1 2 3...."
I message a Messenger with a mailbox to the head. Before it can comprehend the concussion, I slam it onto the ground with a fireman carry. Its not knocked out yet so I send it another message with a beautifully oiled chair to the head. Its still not knocked out so I give it the Randy Orton touchdown special. But I believe it might still be not knocked out so I gift it a taste of my newly invented wrestling move, the uber-elbow-kneecap-dexterity-quadruple-spin-breaking-ligament-spinal-flexible-bilecreator-reflex-power-slam. Even then, I still have doubts whether it got knocked out or not so I reward it for its endurance with a good old sleeper hold.
You deal 12,000 damage to the Messenger of Envy with your wrestling moves! You gain 10,000 TORQUE!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz said:
[ CHARGE: PikaPikaPikaPika - 1/5 ]
- - - - - - - - -
[ ASSIST: +1 to JOEbobobob ]
- - - - - - - - -
chk chk chk chk chk chk chk chk chk...
... What's this? The sound of a shotgun co*cking ad nauseum, distant yet getting closer. A latecomer, then. There's always a latecomer to these sorts of affairs. Not like it's ever unwanted. The only question is, who?
chk chk chk chk chk chk chk chk ckh-
A patch of stone floor abruptly flips up 90 degrees as a figure shoots out, clean into the ceiling. The floor reverts as the figure falls, graceless.
This newest person is... Dead. Not even undead, just dead. A dead RED Scout, to be precise. Or at least, a dead-looking RED Scout. Certainly, their body is motionless, bereft of heartbeat or breathing. Their jaw is agape and their eyes stare into infinity under their paperboy cap. Aside from that, the only alteration from the default is the large duffel bag hung across the chest. The bag itself appears inordinately fancy; deep red, golden trim, gemstone buttons shimmering in impossible colors. It inexplicably hovers just a few millimeters or so off the ground. It's fully unzipped, and yet, only one thing is popping up from within...
... A statue of a Pikachu. Nearly life-size, only 1'0" instead of 1'4", and made almost entirely of shining gold. Their tail terminates in a black omega shape, making it impossible to determine its intended gender. Its cheeks are blue, instead of red or gold. Otherwise, it is an incredibly lifelike statue, lounging on a satin pillow, expression smug.
And then it opens its mouth, yawning.
"Aaaaaahhh. That was a trip. Let me tell you, infinite war, it's a tricky thing. By its nature it wants to be infinite instead of finite. I won, though. I usually win. And yes, I played fair. People ask me that all the time..."
... The Pikachu statue's voice is adrogynous and somewhat nasally, but still deeper than the usual Pikachu talk.
"I forget myself. My name is... Whatever. Call me Tazz. Or The_Nonexistent_Tazz. Or Pikachu, Pika, Chu, Pikamodder, Chumodder, ROB, Rob, Robbie, Robber, Anon, as long as you're kind of consistent. Don't bother attacking me, I consider the body to be the 'hitbox' as it were, and I've already done the duty of restraining myself to the appropriate level, no need to waste energy attempting to 'nerf' me, even if I do like a spectacle. And on that note, I hear there's been some trouble while I was out, someone merging a lot of universes together to rule them all at once, right."
... That is not a question. There is a distinct absence of a question mark.
"I hope I can be of some assistance resolving the classic megalomaniac issue we have before us. Ah, but don't expect me to make this easy mode. Contractual obligations, narrative obligations, and I need to find some enjoyment. And not get hit with a lousy banhammer. Plus, jamming all the universes together is kind of morally neutral, lot of chaos but a lot of opportunity... Look, all I'm saying is I heard of a big godmodder and want to throw down. But this sucker in the armor isn't it... And boy, did Aspera make you a sucker."
[GMRP - Oryx] The scout-body scrunches up its neck, its torso, its stomach, its legs, most of its body bar the arms really, into a ridiculous motion resembling a worm-and yet it nearly flies across the room, a chk coming from it with every motion, sliding right up to the Mad God's own feet. The bag abruptly rises, strap extending until the mysterious statue-entity's lounging head is only a few centimeters below Oryx's own eyes. Tazz smiles-their teeth white-gold.
"Oryx, how's it going! The lawsuit with the Taken King was a legal war, I hear. Hope you made 'em bleed. Legally. Anyways, I know you got a bone to pick with these Adventurers-well, me included, I suppose. I did just get here, but I am throwing in my lot with the Anti-Godmodders and therefore not you. But consider. We Adventurers, and you, fighting us, it's just business right now. It's the nature of opposition and all that, but it's just opposition, the rebels against the tyrants, yadda yadda. Nothing personal. It's just expected to try to fight against an army of a conqueror when they're already fighting another. They chose to oppose you, and if you lose, well, you can blame them but you can hardly accuse them of doing much more than the expected, given the circ*mstances. What I'm saying is, I'd like you to compare that with Aspera for a second."
Tazz the statue-Pikachu rolls over, now on their stomach, still quite smug. "Aspera kickstarted this whole event, yes, but more importantly, he made you for a fool. He slapped you with a curse-and you know that he's expecting one of us to wipe out the other to soften them up for the trials ahead. Aspera talks a big game, but he's stalling. Making everyone tear through his lackeys before they can do what they need to, to stop him. We both know that he's using you as a glorified obstacle, we at least can treat you like a genuine menacing mad god. We, or I guess they, they fight you seriously. Aspera is the bigger threat, comparatively-not to insult you, of course! But he's the one whose really grinding your gears right now, you're only fighting us to get to him. So why wait."
That is also not a question. There is no question mark.
"What I'm saying is, I'd like to think that you'd at least want to make Aspera regret his current decision, if you could. And you know that fighting his other primary adversaries isn't gonna do that, even if your victory is certain, that just means Aspera's got less to deal with. I'm not saying to buddy-buddy with the lot of us, hell, I'm barely a representative! I just arrived! But what I'm saying is, if there was a way around this little funny curse to not leave the room, you'd at least be willing to whet your blade on one of Aspera's goons a little first, and let us follow along to help, before you truly get down to the bad business, correct."
Still not a question. It probably should be. It isn't. It appears this statue is very unfamiliar with feeling uncertain.
"But I already know what you're thinking. 'Aspera cursed you to fight the rest of us so you gotta kill us all first!' To that I say, no he didn't. Narratives falter in the face of brazen retconning, ignorance of earlier words printed without explanation. It follows, then, that his narrative control nonsense kind of requires Aspera to be very careful with his words, as he doesn't get take-backsies, and its weak to have to clarify on a second go-around. Only a theory, but I'll bet on it. So if he says, 'Until you are the last person standing in this room, it will not allow you, or anyone else, to leave,' then that's the final wording on how his funny curse works. No retroactive editing! It's ironclad! No-one in this room, except for you, can remain standing."
The eyes narrow, in that deliciously mischievous way.
"If Aspera wanted everyone dead, he would say, directly, dead. A very understandable mistake, to instantly assume you are required to kill everything, opposed to merely make everything in the room stop standing. But it's Aspera's mistake, not yours. You need not waste effort with murder if you need to merely lift people up, or knock them down. Lying, sitting, flying, lounging-all of these things aren't standing. Of course, it might be that he's already 'thought of that,' but I say that it's rather, mm, creative to exploit his exact wording to fulfill the letter of his curse and rend his efforts meaningless, or at least make him exert that little bit more effort. I dare say, it may even break his little fragile godmodder heart. You know how they are. You wouldn't mind a little truce-not a full time one, but just a little pause, if it meant you get to make Aspera feel your wrath a little more, right." Still not a question.
"Maybe you even come out on top this day! You'll forgive the opening assaults, I just arrived with this intelligence, but if you don't mind, its a theory worth testing. Excuse me a moment..."
[ACTION] The weird scout body begins worming around again, circling Oryx, and leaving an odd trail of... Rubber gloves? Rubber gloves. Only when it completes a circle around Oryx does it scoot away.
This done, Tazz the Pikachu-Statue begins making like an actual Pikachu, and starts drawing in electricity, yellow sparks arcing along their body. But they quickly think this insufficient, and start rubbing their body along their satin pillow, which starts building up an alarmingly impressive static charge. This, too, fails to completely pass their inscrutable standards-so they take a free paw and gesture upwards. Two jumper cables inexplicably rise out of the duffel bag and attach to Tazz's tail, adding more electricity to the affair.
Clearly still not satisfied, the Pikachu then takes their free paw and whistles. The duffel bag rustles some more-and out of them pour a half-dozen... Copies of itself? The fly out of the bag, and latch onto Tazz, each one pouring out electricity into the primary statue over the course of several long seconds.
As the Tazz-clones pump Tazz-prime with more electricity, the animate statue wordlessly mutters some sort of arcane spell, or twenty-seven at once. Twenty-seven portals erupt around them, some blue, some yellow, a few purple, all crackling with immeasurable electric power. Behind each one, elementals of various shapes and sizes poke around, each one of course some sort of electric elemental or similar. The light from the portals intensify to near white as hundreds of voices pour out of each, just before each launches titanic thunderbolts directly into the statue, very briefly obscuring them as ludicrous volumes of lightning impact the statue. The statue, of course, comes out unharmed, and its clones have vanished. The statue, still lounging, looks at its fingers, and sees approximately enough electricity jolting between them to power the entirety of the average planet Earth in 2024... For eight centuries straight. The satin pillow (somehow unharmed) lowers back towards the duffel bag as the Pikachu's arm stretches out towards the floor, slowy, carefully.
A single digit extends, and makes but the tiniest brush of contact-
-and the massive volume of electricity surges outwards, covering the entire floor in a massive electromagnetic furor! The rubber glove ring is, rather inexplicably, enough to hold it-or perhaps its some strange charm of the Pikachu-Statue itself. Either way, Oryx is unaffected. Everyone else though... Finds that the whole thing stings superficially. The real effect makes itself obvious fast, as every single person in the room starts levitating. They are now floating, and no longer standing-except for Oryx, still safe in the circle. If the electric rodent's theory holds true, this should cause Aspera's curse to fizzle, as Oryx is now the last person standing while every other Person is busy levitating, Tazz and their scout-hitbox included.
This is what you get when you don't proofread your horrific curses upon your enemies!
(Levitating does nothing mechanically apart from making you, officially, Not Standing, if they weren't already.)
[OTHER] "... Oh, yes, I believe nobody is using this," Tazz says, gesturing to a dirty blue bandana (or a bandanna in British spelling), picked up by the overcharged Magnet Rise. "I'll be holding onto it for now."
Tazz claims the Kabula Cannon spoil of war-wait, what? It appears that the Mech took the bandana before this post, leaving behind the Kabula Cannon... So Tazz will take the Kabula Cannon instead!
Welcome to the game!
In an attempt to weasel your way out of Aspera's curse, you make it so that everyone in the room but Oryx is no longer standing!
Oryx the Mad God: Do you really think he would leave such an obvious flaw in his plans?
Oryx the Mad God: That conqueror may not have a true claim to the throne of this world, but he is not an idiot.
Oryx the Mad God: Unlike you and your ilk.
Looks like getting out of this won't be so easy.
Toby Faux said:
"I do not know why, but this feels familiar... and not good....
But i feel it now, in the depths of my soul…
This new power
This new destiny…
Guess it's time to shoot the messenger"Toby pulls out his charge cannon, and loads his three charges into it. This time though, this is not directed towards other players.
A beam of radiant energy shoots out of the cannon, impacting the Messenger of Envy
+1 to anyone
You destroy the Messenger of Envy!
Messenger of Envy: Lord, my protective spell has been shattered!
~~~
Oryx the Mad God: Dance, you worthless creatures! DANCE!
Oryx summons a swarm of spinning artifacts releasing life-ending bursts! The weather changes further! The Portals of Oryx attack and kill Sans, the Fire Resistant Pizza, and the Stardust Spirit, as well as dealing 6,000 damage to the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught!
Ink Sans and La Jupo attack the Messenger of Wrath, killing it!
Messenger of Wrath: Oryx will show no mercy for such insolence toward his grandeur!
King Knight attacks Oryx the Mad God, dealing 25,000 damage! Aghrym attacks Oryx the Mad God, dealing 15,000 damage and applying 2,000 Decay! The Metalgamation and the S-Support Slicer attack Oryx the Mad God, dealing 25,000 damage! The Variable Entity spawns a Delay Cake!
THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE ATTACKS ORYX THE MAD GOD, DEALING TEN THOUSAND DAMAGE DUE TO HIS SEVERELY REDUCED ARMOR! The Quest Master's Lab Coat attacks Oryx the Mad God, dealing slightly increased damage for a total of 10,000 damage!
The Royal Flame Wroughtnaught, Suijin, the Clockwork Knight, the Blue Meanie, the Octopus King, Red, Chuck, and the Blues attack Oryx the Mad God, dealing 203,000 damage! Revealed © reveals Oryx, weakening him against the oncoming onslaught! Nameless ©, Star-Forged ©, and Interdimensional Excavations © attack Oryx the Mad God, dealing 50,000 damage! Lifebringer © heals most of his allies to full HP, and heals the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught by 1,500 HP!
Oryx the Mad God, shaken by the onslaught... doesn't stagger?
Oryx the Mad God: Pestilent worms.
Oryx the Mad God: Before utterly crushing the life out of you, allow me to show you why my power is utterly beyond question.
Holy light envelops Oryx, healing him back to full HP and giving him a series of powerful buffs! A holy blaze envelops the arena, and when it clears, the walls and floor are no longer a dark granite, but a bright marble! As for Oryx himself, his black armor has become a pristine white, and his sword burns with holy fire!
Oryx the Exalted God: Behold, the glory of a god above all others!
Oryx the Exalted God: I am absolute! I am... EXALTED!
Decay eats at affected entities! ON FIRE heals and harms where appropriate! ON FIRE dissipates!
Robot # 207 DragonAegis Crimtane Shovel Banana_The_Second tzaoray Toby Faux RazorTyphoon Dinfinity Sylveone46 Krill13 FastoDash The_Nonexistent_Tazz The spinning artifacts continue interrupting your footing! You will take 10 damage if you fail to counter!
~~~
JOEbobobob Due to being outside of the arena, your entities fail to generate anything this turn! ON FIRE dissipates!
~~~
Aspera [GM]: 10/50 HP, Godmodder
Itinerary:
ALL: Destroy Oryx the Mad God!
AG: Destroy Aspera!
N: Seek out your personal objectives.
PG: Protect Aspera!
Battlefield:
Oryx's Curse: Caused by the presence of Oryx the Mad God. All Adventurers have 100 HP. They lose 1 HP for every 1,000 damage they take from incoming attacks. When an Adventurer dies, they must spend their next action respawning. As a free action, players may attempt to counter incoming damage. It will not usually be possible to counter all of it.
Portals of Oryx: Caused by the presence of Oryx the Mad God. Four portals circle the room, occasionally spitting fire.
Dance of Oryx: Caused by one of Oryx the Mad God's actions. Each turn, all players take 10,000 damage in addition to other damage taken that turn.
ON FIRE: ON FIRE is a resource indicating how much this entity is ON FIRE. If this entity is a living entity (e.g. animals, plants, people) it is healed by its ON FIRE value every turn. If this entity is a non-living entity (e.g. undead, robots, foodstuffs) it is damaged by its ON FIRE value every turn. Whenever an entity with ON FIRE interacts with another entity (e.g. heals it, attacks it, is healed by it, is attacked by it), that entity receives half of the entity's ON FIRE value. ON FIRE can be dissipated with actions. ON FIRE also dissipates by 50% each turn, except any turn it's applied to an entity, even if that entity was already ON FIRE. If ON FIRE is ever below 1,000, it disappears entirely. Rounds to the nearest 100 when applied, to save the GM some headache with messy values.
Entities:
Oryx the Exalted God
['Ω'-BOSS-ε]: HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000, Armor: 0, Action Power: 250,000, Strike Down, Messengers of Oryx, Stagger, ε, Decay: 1,000, ON FIRE: 6,200Strike Down: Oryx will always dedicate at least 3/5 of his Action Power to attempting to destroy Players. If there are none alive, this has no effect.
Messengers of Oryx: Oryx is protected by three Messengers, who generate a barrier to protect him. These messengers can be attacked to bring down their barriers.
- If there are three Messengers, Oryx is invincible (indicated by a blue health number).
- If there are two Messengers, Oryx is vulnerable, but has 20,000 Armor.
- If there is one Messenger, Oryx is vulnerable and has 10,000 Armor.
- If there are no Messengers, Oryx is vulnerable and has no Armor.
Stagger: If Oryx the Mad God takes more than 200,000 damage in a single turn, he is staggered. On the next turn, he will not attack, and he will have no Armor. Stagger then transforms into Counter.
Counter: If Oryx the Mad God takes more than 200,000 damage in a single turn (even if he is still presently staggered), he counters. On the next turn, his Action Power is doubled, and he is invincible (indicated by a blue health number). Counter then transforms into Stagger.
ε: Aspera will take one damage when Oryx is defeated.
Portal of Oryx ['Ω'](x4): HP: YES/YES, Attack: 10,000
Messenger of Pride ['Ω']: HP: 0/50,000, Attack: 5,000, Reform Barrier: Revives in 3 turns
Messenger of Envy ['Ω']: HP: 0/50,000, Attack: 5,000, Reform Barrier: Revives in 3 turns
Messenger of Wrath ['Ω']: HP: 0/50,000, Attack: 5,000, Reform Barrier: Revives in 3 turns
Ink Sans [AG-BOSS]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Attack: 20,000, Regeneration: 5,000, Dodge: 25%, Bridge Universes: IIII, Dodge Exhaustion, ON FIRE: 1,500
Bridge Universes: Summon an Alternate Universe Sans with 10,000 HP, 75% Dodge, 5,000 Attack, and Dodge Exhaustion.
Dodge Exhaustion: When an entity with Dodge Exhaustion dodges an attack, it loses 25% Dodge chance. When it is hit successfully, its dodge resets to 75%.
King Knight [AG]: HP: 30,000/30,000, Attack: 5,000+3,000+2,000, Regeneration: 5,000, Armor: 2,000, ON FIRE: 1,200
Fort Bastion [King Knight - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, Regeneration: 6,250, Armor: 5,000
La Jupo [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 30,000/30,000, Attack: 30,000, Dodge: 50%, Dodge Exhaustion, ON FIRE: 1,200
Heavy Artillery [Core Block - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, Regen: 2,500, Attack: 11,250, Abandoned Bandanna
Medium Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Attack: 5,000, Regeneration: 2,500, Armor: 2,500
Prop Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 2,000/2,000, Dodge: 90%, Regeneration: 500, Attack: 2,000
Small Block Factory [Core Block - AG]: HP: 20,000/20,000, summons one Armor Block and one Turret Block per turn
Armor Block [Core Block - AG](x3): HP: 1,000/1,000(x3)
Turret Block [Core Block - AG]: HP: 500/500, Attack: 200
Aghrym [Firestorm256 - AG]: HP: 30,000/30,000, Attack: 10,000, Regeneration: 5,000, applies 1,000 Decay to hit enemies (deals damage each turn until the entity dies), ON FIRE: 5,000
Metalgamation [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Armor: 6,000, Attack: 5,000, Reaction Fire: 2,000
S-Support Slicer [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, 10,000 Attack/Healing (can use one or the other but not both)
Variable Entity [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 75,000/75,000, EXPLOSION TAGS: 8,000, Current Form: Cake Guy's Cake, ON FIRE: 2,500
Delay Cake [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Delay: Has a 25% chance to delay a charged attack or skill
Sentient Wall [Toby - AG]: HP: 30,000/30,000, Attack: 2,500, Armor: 2,500
Snawful [Toby - AG](x4): HP: 10,000/10,000(x4), Melt Heal: Can kill itself to heal an allied entity by its current HP
Debug [Ian - AG]: HP: 30,000/30,000, 30,000/30,000, 30,000/30,000, 30,000/30,000, Regeneration: 2,000 per healthbar, Debugging: Using the Debug Stick on Debug will only exhaust one of its healthbars
THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE [KRILL13 - N?]: HP: NONE/NONE, ATTACK: FIVE THOUSAND
The Quest Master's Lab Coat [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 2,500, Can You Hear The Music Playing?: Deals increased damage when convenient to the plot
Royal Flame Wroughtnaught [©]: HP: 40,000/50,000, Armor: 4,000, Thorns: 5,000, Attack: 10,000
Suijin [©]: HP: 15,000/15,000, Attack: 20,000, Armor: 1,000, ON FIRE: 2,500
Clockwork Knight [©]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 5,000
Blue Meanie [©]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Attack: 5,000
The Octopus King [©]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Attack: 5,000 * 2
Red [©]: HP: 100,000/100,000, Attack: 25,000
Chuck [©]: HP: 60,000/60,000, Attack: 40,000
The Blues [©](x3): HP: 33,000/33,000(x3), Attack: 11,000, Crowd
Revealed ©: HP: 10/10, Reveal Weakness: Target opponent takes more damage from other ©s. Current Target: Oryx the Exalted God, ON FIRE: 2,500
Nameless ©: HP: 15/15, Action Power: 10,000, ON FIRE: 2,800
Star-Forged ©: HP: 40/40, Action Power: 5,000, gains 3,000 Action Power when at or below 75% HP, ON FIRE: 3,100
Interdimensional Excavations ©: HP: 20/20, Action Power: 3,000, Actions are twice as effective against Integrity, ON FIRE: 3,400
Lifebringer ©: HP: 10/10, Action Power: 5,000, Lifebringer: Can only use actions for healing
Lower Floor:
John Phoenix Crewmate [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Narrative Influence: 6,000 (+2,000/turn), ON FIRE: 2,500
Crewmate [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, can do tasks
Crewmate [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, can do tasks
Variable Entity [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 75,000/75,000, EXPLOSION TAGS: 15,000, Current Form: Cake Guy's Cake, ON FIRE: 10,000
Cake Guy's Cake: Spawn a Cake entity worth 0.5 Charge. Also spawn a BIACAR (does not apply to copies of this entity).
MOTH PALADIN NOVICE: Generate 8,000 EXPLOSION TAGS. 1,000 Attack. 1,000 Healing.
PizzasMcPizzas Storefront: 30% chance to spawn a Pizza entity worth 1.5 Charge.
Undercooked Cake [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Armor: -5,000
Time-Frozen Cake [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 2,500/2,500, Attack: 1,000
Pizza Pizza [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 3,000/3,000, Respawns: 2 (+1/turn), Respawn Gifting: Can give a Respawn to an allied pizza by sacrificing its own Respawns
Cakebaker Pizza [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG] HP: 2,500/2,500, Cupcakes: 400 (+400/turn)
Fire Pizza [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 4,000/4,000, currently buffing: None
Players:
LapisLazuli': Vortex [AG]
Firewing: Just Flask [AG]
Champion Greninjoid: Reese [AG]
Esther: Narrator [AG]
Layn: Layn [AG]
O.R.I.G.I.N.: Decil [AG]
6FootDeep: Swarm of Zachs [AG]
Zparks: Sblib [N]
Whimsythescholar: The Lady In Violet [N]
Master of Infinity: The Master of the Infinitum [AG]
ChrysalisM: Adaptoid #001 [AG]
little1133: Birdie [AG]
Kitnight: ?
W32Coravint: W32Coravint [AG]
Noctis-X: Noctis [AG]
Dragonwolf73: Niyr [PG]
Endboi [AG]
rush99999: The English Muffin [N]
King_Fuffy: Olivia Opal [AG]
Genhack: Grimcloak [AG]
the secret of life is 42 [AG]
Spacelover1: Kita [AG]
KitRougard: Xorm [PG]
Torix: Firestorm256 [AG]
JOEbob: JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG] | 100/100 | carrying a bit of candle flame, the power of Inscryption, and enough cake to make a few hundred cake pops
Robot #207: Core Block [AG] | 100/100
DragonAegis: Tom Sawyer [AG] | FOUNDRY: 0 | 100/100 | carrying four Scrap Buckets (spend to deal 10,000 damage to a target and nullify their Armor, if any) and two Robotic Spider Cookies (prevent one item theft attempt each)
Crimtane Shovel: © | TRAVELER'S TREE: █ | 100/100
Banana-Fish: Pol and Kirby [AG] | TYPOGRAPHY: EEG | 100/100
tzaoray [PG] | TORQUE: 10,000 | 100/100
Toby Faux: Toby [AG] | BEACON: 0 | 100/100
Razor_Typhoon: Ian [AG] | ELEMENT: 1 Fog | 100/100
Dinfinity: Wafer [N] | Constellation: The Dragon | 100/100
Sylveone46: Dan D. Daniels [<0>] | 100/100
Krill13: [Name Here] [N] | PLANE: The End | 100/100 | carrying a capital "I"
FastoDash: Fasto [AG] | 100/100
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Tazz [AG] | 100/100
Dragonwolf73:
Destiny: Mastery of Tactics
High-Conductivity Skin
+ Your action power is doubled!
--- You must give out two charges each turn, and they must both go to [AG] players!
Krill13:
Destiny: Spawn Point
Ocular Implants
+ Your actions have a 50% chance to be 3x as effective!
+ All of your actions have their power reduced to 0.5x before all other multipliers!
+ Entities with dodging capabilities cannot dodge your actions!
± This augmentation does not affect attacks against Godmodders.
Monkey Wizard's Staff: +2,000 Action Power.
Chuck Norris's Ten-Gallon Hat: +1,000 Action Power.
Octopus King's Crown: You are very confident.
A Page of Chartreuse Ink: +2,000 Action Power, +1 Charge/turn.
Banana-Fish:
Destiny: Bookkeeper
Oryx's Greatsword: +50% Base Action Power.
Crimtane Shovel:
Destiny: ©
Understanding the Nameplate: Depth
+ Copies you summon have more interesting and varied abilities!
Understanding the Nameplate: Advanced Capabilities
+ For your action, instead of summoning a new ©, you can transform an existing © into a more powerful form!
- The abilities of the more powerful form are likely to be at least a little different.
Razor_Typhoon:
Destiny: Fog Missing Piece
The Flutter Titan's Wing: +1 Charge/turn.
Robot #207:
Destiny: Core Control
Torix:
Destiny: How Did We Get Here?
Dinfinity:
Destiny: Astromancer
The Carnivore's Jawbone: +5,000 Action Power.
JOEbobobob:
Destiny: MASTER THIEF IN THE MAKING
DragonAegis:
Destiny: Strength
Sylveone46:
Destiny: Baptism By Fire
tzaoray:
Destiny: Auto Insurance
Toby Faux:
Destiny: Birdhouse In Your Soul
Spoils of War:
Misery: Polar Star. Owner: None [AG]. A strange gun, with two scratches embedded into it. It looks like it gets stronger if used carefully. Once every 3 turns, it can be used to deal 1,000, 2,500, or 5,000 damage, depending on its current level. The level goes up when PG entities die or the Godmodder takes damage, and it goes down when AG entities die. Level: 1, Cooldown: III
The Teletubbies: Tubby Custard Machine. Owner: Pol and Kirby [AG]. A whimsical machine with two large spires for storing Tubby Custard. Once every 4 turns, it can be used to heal 5,000 HP to any entity. This healing can bring entities over their max HP, if they're not already above their max HP. Additionally, the Tubby Custard Key may be used one time to revive any entity that died the preceding turn, with full HP. THE TUBBY CUSTARD KEY MAY ONLY BE USED ONCE THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME. Cooldown: IIII. Tubby Custard Key: Available
Fortegreen Crewmate: Emergency Meeting Button. Owner: JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG]. A red button that can be used to assemble everyone in the area. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to summon a Crewmate, who the owner will be able to direct to various tasks. Its effectiveness will vary. Cooldown: IIIII
Kabula: Kabula Cannon. Owner: Tazz [AG]. A large, somewhat unwieldy cannon that fires three shots at once. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to deal 10,000 damage to three different entities. For the purposes of this Spoil, Crowd entities are counted as a single entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Cyber End*r Dr*gon: Cyber Dr*gon Egg. Owner: Niyr [PG]. Somehow, turning the End*r Dr*gon into a technological terror passed the property on to this egg. The egg appears to have no function, but there is a green button on the back. The longer you look at it, the brighter it gets. You get the feeling you can only press this button once... Green Button: Unavailable
King Dedede (first fight): Abandoned Bandanna. Owner: Robot #207 [AG]. The lost bandanna of Bandanna Dee, presumably discarded when Bandanna Dee was used to summon Kabula. The Abandoned Bandanna may be given to an entity, granting it an additional 5,000 Attack until it dies, at which point the Abandoned Bandanna will become available again. Status: Unavailable
Shaggy: The Sandwich Of Oblivion. Owner: [Name Here] [N]. A sandwich of unfathomable power, made of the finest ingredients one can find in the thousand universes. This sandwich may be fed to an NPC a total of three times across the entire game, with an indeterminate and plot-linked cooldown. Eating the sandwich will cause a major plot disturbance or critical interference. This will not always work out in the favor of the owner. Status: Available, uses left: 1
The Spamtanic: Pipis. Owner: Firestorm [AG]. A pipis, inert. Once every 4 turns, you can activate the pipis by selecting a target. It will appear on the battlefield with 20,000 HP, and you may use actions to protect it from attacks. The turn after it is summoned, it will detonate, dealing 50,000 damage to its target. If the target dies, the pipis will instead change its target and detonate on the next turn after that. Cooldown: IIIIII
Overcharged Mob Spawner: Debug Stick. Owner: Ian [AG]. A stick that seems to break the nearby environment. And yet, it seems to have a much worse effect on living things. Once per five turns. you can destroy an entity you own to deal its max HP as damage to another entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Helkite Overlord: Shotgun. Owner: Tom Sawyer [AG]. A shotgun made of distressingly black metal and distressingly white wood. It seems to have been passed down through many owners. The initials "DK," "GB∞," and "JQA" are carved into the stock. There is only one bullet inside. When fired, this shotgun will instantly kill any one target of your choice. With the exception of Godmodders and other Adventurers, this can target anything on the battlefield and it will not fail. It may only be used once. You could use it more if you found more ammo. You will not find more ammo. Status: Available
THE LORDE: SYNTAX ERROR. Owner: ©. A glowing blue... uh... well, your guess is as good as mine. Once every four turns, it can be used to summon a random entity from the first few chapters of the game. Some entities, like bosses, cannot be summoned by this. Cooldown: IIII
Fawful & Midbus: Blizzard Midbus's Crown. Owner: Toby [AG]. A crown with a swirling vortex of cold energy in it. Once every three turns, it can be used to summon four Snawfuls with 10,000 HP each and Melt Heal. Cooldown: III
P03: Leshy's Camera. Owner: Dan D. Daniels [<0>]. An old-looking camera with a roll of film in it. Once every two turns, it can be used to kill an entity with 10,000 (current) HP or less and convert them to an item in your inventory. This item can be used later for damage or healing based on the entity's stats. Cooldown: II
Permanent Upgrades:
Chapter 1: The Great K.A.T.E. A strange red bucket that contains a weather machine. What does K.A.T.E. stand for? Your guess is as good as mine! The Great K.A.T.E. provides many forms of weather information, explaining environmental effects and attack boosts given by the current area. Weather can be changed by a sufficiently creative action and/or the influences of various entities.
Chapter 2: Crossroads of Destiny. A portion of Shaggy's power, specifically dealing in one's "destiny." At an indeterminate time, the Crossroads of Destiny will appear to a player character, giving them a large number of choices for a permanent augmentation that can shake up how they play the game. (Indeterminate time means I'll offer you a crossroads whenever I think I have enough cool ideas for your character.)
Chapter 3: The Dubious Friendship of a Mirror-Entity. Spending time on the other side of the mirror seems to have made you stronger. The mirror-entity's influence? It seems likely, but you're not sure why. If an attack against a Godmodder is sufficiently creative, it has a chance to deal an additional point of damage.
Chapter 4: OLD_DATA. A block of strange code related to the foundations of reality itself, coalesced into a chunk of black material. Standing near it makes you feel more real. Powers up all players' Destinies, and makes Destiny acquisition quicker.
